Vice's Guide to Scrapping

I've had this link from Vice floating around for a while with a mind to stick it on here, so here it is. While I haven't been in a proper fight for quite some years (and I've no plans to get into one any time soon... I suppose that's part of the point though) I thought that this article was both funny and strangely true. Tell it like it is: http://www.viceland.com/int/v9n10/htdocs/beaten.php